By Jeff Foxworthy
There’s no such factor as an excessive amount of redneck. And it’s effortless to appreciate why. A veritable gumbo of indigenous ingenuity, this deliciously detailed dialect rolls off the tongue like drool within the presence of a fish fry sandwich. Now, simply in time for no time specifically, Jeff Foxworthy’s 3 bestsellers are rolled into one hilarious redneck reference. This functional, transportable A-to-Z crash path can have you giggling and studying your strategy to wonderful southern slang. Say after me:
bay • ou (bi´-ü), v. and n. to buy for an additional. “I simply walked correct as much as her and stated, ‘Hey darlin’, lemme bayou a drink.’ ”
doo • dle (düd´-el), n. and v. a male individual and his anticipated activities. “Don’t even examine him, ’cuz that doodle kill you.”
tor • toise (tort´-es), v. and n. to have imparted wisdom or knowledge to a bunch. “That silly instructor by no means tortoise nothin’. ”
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Hea•then (hē′-then), n. and adv. concerning the following motion of a male. “After he stated he used to be an atheist, heathen proceeded to take the Lord’s identify in useless. ” He•brews (hē′-brüz), n. and v. a press release about the ease with which a male will endure a below-the-skin contusion. “Don’t be smackin’ Timmy round like that, Cassie. Hebrews actual effortless. ” Heim•lich (hīm′-lik), n. and v. a person’s declared purpose to attract his or her tongue opposed to a specific thing. “After Mama will get via blending the icing, Heimlich the spoon! ” HERBIVORE Hel•en (hel′-Ən), n. and conj. the underworld, plus the aftermath. “That bad guy’s been to Helen again. ” he•lix (hē′-liks), n. and v. to tug the prolonged tongue alongside an individual or item, as performed by means of a male. “It’s lower than 0. If helix that fence his tongue is gonna get caught. ” her•bi•cide (her′-be-sīd), n. and adv. a connection with the speedy atmosphere of a girl. “Sit herbicide the thin man so the boat don’t tip over. ” her•bi•vore (her′-be-vr), n. and conj. referring to a feminine sooner than an occasion. “Unfortunately, he requested herbivore the coincidence. ” her•e•sy (her′-Ə-sē), n. and v. the visible notion of a mass of filamentous epidermal outgrowth. “Y’all greater get me a few Rogaine, what with all of the heresy. ” HERESY HIGH-SPEED he•roes (hē′-rōz), n. and v. a male individual manually propelling a watercraft with oars. “He oughta be healthy, ’cuz heroes that boat for 2 hours each morning. ” her•o•in (her′-Ə-win), n. and v. the expected triumph of a long-Əared mammal of the family members Leporidae. “You gotta be on medications in the event you imagine a heroin a race opposed to a tortoise. ” her•pes (her′-pēz), adj. and n. small around vegetable seeds within the ownership of a selected woman. “Herpes style like they got here out of a can. ” hide•away (hīd′-Ə-wā), n. and v. the speaker’s hypothesis on a destiny approach or plan of action. “If hideaway to be a professional baseball participant, I’d do it. ” high-speed (hī′-spēd), n. and v. the speaker while relocating at a speed past the published restrict. “I force gradual while I see a cop, but when I don’t see none, high-speed. ” HIPPIE hill•side (hil-sīd′), n. and v. the anticipated alliance of a male individual. “Don’t ask her husband to again you … hillside along with her each time. ” hip•pie (hip′-ē), n. a connection with the haunch of a particular male. “Ever due to the fact that he acquired shot within the hippie walks humorous. ” His•pan•ic (his-pa′-nik), adj. and n. the hysterical response of a male. “I’m anxious approximately Dr. Hernandez, ’cause Hispanic assaults are gettin’ extra widespread. ” hoard (hrd′), v. having devoted an act of marital indiscretion, occasionally preceded by means of a monetary interplay. “She hoard round on him one too repeatedly. ” Hol•land (häl′-Ənd), n. and conj. half a pretty renowned pop duo from the overdue 20th century. “My favourite band is well Holland Oates. ” HISPANIC hol•lan•daise (häl′-Ən-dāz), adj. and n. a time period during which one transported items. “I had a true candy eighteen-wheeler again in my hollandaise. ” Hol•ly•wood (hl′-ē-wd), n. , pron. , and v. hypothesis connecting an august establishment or part of a construction to attainable destiny motion.